A Catholic, a Protestant, a Jew, a Mormon, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Sikh, and a Baha'i are sitting in a bar. Two atheists walk in, order a couple of beers and sit down at a table. The first atheist says to the second, "We should come out of the closet and be vocal about our disbelief." The second atheist replies to the first, "We should be careful not to antagonize those we disagree with." All the other patrons of the bar smirk at each other. The Catholic turns to the Protestant and remarks, "Look at the bitter rift between those two!". The Protestant replies, "No kidding, they can't decide what they believe!"

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